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If Demotivational Poster


GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by samjackson

samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm, #239026
gotta love him for basically saying f*** you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am, #230058
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am, #229976
wow 1971


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm, #243149
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm, #231780
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm, #231730
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm, #225853
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm, #225652
that's a good one


ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.


TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm, #239469
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm, #239235
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm, #223006
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm, #222950
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one sh**, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm, #222802
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.67/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm, #182554

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm, #232769
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


DAMN YOU - damn you all


TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm, #250053
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm, #234484
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

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rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm, #248614
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am, #230600
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am, #230598
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm, #228313
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227713
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #227481
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227473
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am, #227423
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm, #227402
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #227400
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am, #227378
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227368
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm, #227366
Me Too !


SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.


TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am, #237215
LMAO!


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you


TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crazyman

carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm, #231496
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm, #231489
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm, #231464
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am, #231454
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm, #231331
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm, #231330
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.


TAGS: rules wife when what why
Rating: 4.55/5

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house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am, #225276
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am, #225249
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


TRUE TO LIFE -


TAGS: independence loner cats life
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:24 am, #238607
My first that really struck a chord with me 5L of the day. So insightful! Oh love your avatar. Angels...love em'.
motinet - August 21, 2012, 8:07 am, #238603

amsome!
mariand - August 21, 2012, 7:50 am, #238602
good one LA...
caveman - August 21, 2012, 7:23 am, #238601
d*** i've missed you


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am, #69238
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm, #244037
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm, #244027
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


True Love -




WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm, #239837
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


MEMENTO -


TAGS: death eye life b***erfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

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gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm, #237994
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm, #237987
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am, #237966
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am, #237947
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am, #237945
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….


BOO -




WEDDING CAKE -




PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by matt28

rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm, #156754
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm, #156491
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.


TAGS: life cake responsibilities
Rating: 4.79/5

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Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:33 pm, #238226
Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.
Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238225
Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am, #238211
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am, #238210
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:53 am, #238209
Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:51 am, #238208
I detest peanut b***er... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:15 am, #238085
But I digress.......strawberry rhubarb. (hope you guys are enjoying your weekend)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:13 am, #238084
I was re-introducing you....I doubt there are many left that you already know, and I was always a conservative..... I just didn't care about politics. Lately I've realized that I should at least have a basic understanding. You did help explain it for me.
rerun - August 5, 2012, 7:12 am, #238083

Really, I did in fact just wake up and now I want this for breakfast (the most important meal of the day)
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:26 am, #238082
Back on topic (politics can stay at politifake). Just had to have chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting after seeing this pic. It's good! Why would anyone waste something that tastes that good on a dog? Hello!? They lick their b***s!
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:23 am, #238081
Dude, how do you introduce someone that you admit was here first? It's all good, brother. What the audience may not know is that you are now a conservative. I'd like to think I may have contributed to that, but I doubt it. You just woke up.
Greeny - August 3, 2012, 4:51 pm, #238029
umm... was Space talkin' about the cake?
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:01 pm, #238017
Thanks for the intro Moo(?) and hellooooo WTFO.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:57 am, #238016
Sorry!!!! EXTREME lag time this morning and the puter is sorta slow too.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am, #238015
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am, #238014
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am, #238013
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 11:43 am, #238012
Nice that you and WTFO get along now...just don't feed him chocolate ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 3:44 am, #238009
Oh, FFS...who left the back door open?.Ladies and gentlemen! this here right wing lunatic is WTFO. he was the reason I joined Motifake...I just hated him SO much. But we got past it, And now we're such good pals he's agreed to vote for Obama...XD yukno.
WTFO - August 3, 2012, 2:22 am, #238008
Now peanut b***er is a different story there isn't it, my friend. ;) ha ha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:19 am, #238007
I would never feed another dog chocolate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:18 am, #238006
It's not me, I've been against the chocolate the whole time. But he's Mrs.Moooo's dog and she and her brother have been feeding him chocolate for 18 years. Caramilk, chocolate chips,assorted easter chocolates, bakers chocolate...etc, he seems to be immune
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 1:43 am, #238003
Your dog is not special mooo+ just lucky. Certain types of chocolate are toxic and fatal to dogs. Not to be preachy but as a friend, I think you are playing russian roulette if you are truly allowing your dog to eat chocolate. Trust me, my moo friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:21 am, #238002
Some dogs are special...My dog eats chocolate all the time. But Space would be dead...He's not special. He pees on the floor, he escapes from the yard and he keeps rubbing his a** on the carpet. We're "sending him to a farm".. The kids will be devastated.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:20 am, #237999
Space you dawg. You know chocolate is like poison to you and your kind! That is what you meant right? ;)
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:47 pm, #237989
Heehee, I wouldn't mind a piece of that. ;)


LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles


TAGS: texas california
Rating: 4.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:59 am, #242766
I agree, you should start passing out drugs and guns in your neighborhood to make it safer.
falloutghoul - January 3, 2012, 8:02 pm, #227223
Seriously, I'm not going to start anything with you, troll.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:07 am, #227202
Cheee I wonder who's right and who's wrong...ever see what a craphole Cali really is, just look at the states economy and it's prison system. Liberals are proof that both drugs and guncontrol are bad for you.
falloutghoul - December 23, 2011, 8:34 pm, #226880
Nice!


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

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levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm, #247305
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am, #189963
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am, #154346
Coming About Captian!


PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class




SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm, #244840
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am, #230949
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am, #195979
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm, #195873
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm, #195872
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm, #195871
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm, #195790
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm, #195788

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm, #195782
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm, #195779
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm, #195778
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm, #195777
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm, #190881

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm, #190855
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm, #190854
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm, #190853

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -




TROUBLES IN LIFE -


TAGS: life hard fight for love
Rating: 4.95/5

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Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:13 pm, #223104
"Oh and since we were renting the motel room by the hour, it woulda cost us all a fortune, too."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:11 pm, #223103
made it to the restaurant at all."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:10 pm, #223102
Here goes my entry: "Honey. Remember last June when I was over an hour late for our anniversary dinner at M***? Well, that's because I fell asleep beside your sister, after we ... well, you know? Thank god your brother snores or I never would have ...
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:02 pm, #223101
Paging Admiral Ackbar ... Admiral Ackbar, please report to the bridge immediately and bring your trademark line.


HEROES -


TAGS: credit fair unfair life hammy
Rating: 4.74/5

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HallieMarie - February 27, 2012, 1:17 am, #230200
=) I like it!
Hawamleh - February 2, 2012, 9:53 pm, #228773
Why thank you :D
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:28 pm, #228756
Y'know, every time I see this poster come up (say, The h** List), I smile and laugh a bit. Has to be the cutest poster ever. :D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:49 pm, #227901
Thank you
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:13 pm, #227896
clever...5 credits


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: pistorius gun murder wife
Rating: 4.67/5

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MashiMashi - February 18, 2013, 10:02 pm, #243584
Rise of the CYBORGS
Brawler - February 15, 2013, 10:22 am, #243482
Oscar said in court: "I wanted to take her out, so.... I took her out":D
ughomer - February 14, 2013, 4:31 pm, #243472
How profound is this???


CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.


TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm, #238715
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm, #237608
What the...I don't even...


LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts




LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




I MISS YOU -


TAGS: love rifle scope funny military
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm, #248123
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm, #248122
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm, #248073
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm, #236657
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm, #236632
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm, #236631
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm, #236630
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm, #236626
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am, #236604
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am, #236603
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?




EYE OF THE BEHOLDER - I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.


TAGS: life
Rating: 4.14/5
CloudchaserS - February 9, 2012, 12:21 am, #229165
Or closed by being overly faithful and willfully ignorant


TALENT... GENIUS... -


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

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Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm, #209349
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm, #209133

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm, #258555
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm, #244025
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am, #224780
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am, #224749
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


YOUR CIRCLE -




HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm, #226396
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am, #190264

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm, #190189

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm, #190114
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm, #190077
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm, #190075
FUC1


EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by north star

rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm, #168240

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm, #168238
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm, #136396
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm, #136389
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm, #136388
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm, #136367
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm, #136366
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm, #136364
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm, #136363
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm, #136361
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm, #136359
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm, #136354
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm, #136353
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm, #136352
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm, #136295
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am, #136238
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.




100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by vader

Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm, #235023
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am, #224620
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm, #166978
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm, #166961
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm, #166412
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm, #166409
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm, #166408
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am, #162324
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am, #162294
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am, #162275
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm, #162021
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm, #161984
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am, #212178
thats hedly!!


MATH -




LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.83/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm, #236245
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.63/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am, #246728
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am, #246501
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm, #246499

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm, #246498
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm, #246492
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm, #246483

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am, #246482
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am, #246481
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am, #246479
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am, #246475

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am, #246474

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am, #246472
Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am, #246471
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm, #246470
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut b***er, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


UP -


TAGS: pixar up real life
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:21 pm, #222449

easier than getting beer off of it
Kspace - August 4, 2011, 9:59 am, #222423
Coffee, meet keyboard.


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


LIFE - A series of disappointments broken only by dark spells of depression.




LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves




MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.49/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am, #183218

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm, #166331
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm, #166318
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


HEY BEAUTIFUL - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge


TAGS: wink hey beautiful nudge
Rating: 3.96/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm, #228462
Nice puppy!
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:19 pm, #228365
I probably will, I've just been busy. LOL
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:53 pm, #228327
You should submit this to Dig My Dog


HAIRDRESSER - The wife is back from the hairdresser. Choose your next words carefully. They might be your last.


TAGS: hair funny blond wife
Rating: 4.38/5

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steve1961 - August 18, 2014, 11:37 pm, #256265
"Back from the groomer, already?"
champ99 - January 12, 2012, 11:49 am, #227511
Talk about b*** ugly...
gas - January 11, 2012, 5:44 pm, #227483
seems to have the same hairdresser than Coppola's Dracula


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.82/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm, #117818
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm, #117798
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm, #97433
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am, #83208
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

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Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm, #250767
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm, #250739
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am, #250727
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm, #250722
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm, #250721

Too funny!~5L


DEER HUNTING - Need I say more?




STARS - The reason people stress out in life is because they stopped looking at the stars and seeing hopes and promises quantified as infinite.




LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm, #231908
(carebear BANNED)


THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.62/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm, #255028
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.77/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm, #244015
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm, #242604
"too" scared.


I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




LOVE -


TAGS: love fire life consume purifies
Rating: 4.28/5

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Rick69 - May 13, 2012, 2:57 pm, #234594
Thank you... O Fiery One...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:40 pm, #234592
Nice


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm, #231408
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm, #231403
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231394

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm, #243408
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am, #223671
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Never underestimate what people can do when they have no lives




THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am, #210178
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-p****.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm, #210063
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm, #210053
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210052
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210051
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm, #210050
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm, #210049
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm, #210048
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am, #210038
The only thing worse than a bully is the little b**** who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am, #210037
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am, #210036
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am, #210030
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment wh***?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am, #210029
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am, #210028
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am, #210027
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am, #210022
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am, #210021
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm, #210018
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm, #210017
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm, #210016
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am, #209977
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am, #209966
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am, #209955
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am, #209954
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am, #209953
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm, #209943
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am, #181868
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am, #156096
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm, #132354
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm, #132335
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm, #128429
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am, #128364
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am, #128155
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm, #128141
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm, #128140
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm, #128122
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm, #128119
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm, #128110
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm, #128090
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARDS -


TAGS: service duty honor life
Rating: 4.33/5

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Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:33 pm, #226063
The Nov 10th issue of TIME had a good article "An Army Apart" on the split between those who served and those who have not. Here is the URL: http://battleland.blogs.time.com/2011/11/10/an-army-apart-the-widening-military-civilian-gap/
mariand - November 22, 2011, 8:20 am, #226056
very true
maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 7:41 am, #226055
Well said


THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: christian bible life shaw believe
Rating: 4.09/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm, #226606
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am, #226112
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

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GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm, #232442
woof


MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm, #251565
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm, #219313

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm, #219308
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am, #219284
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219273
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm, #219271

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm, #219270
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm, #219252
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm, #219248
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am, #219244
great first poster =)


UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: life picture mind
Rating: 4.58/5

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PARENTING - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: lion mountain encounter if you
Rating: 3.52/5

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EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 9:54 pm, #238695
Thx Appreciate it
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:33 pm, #238692
Good for a first one. Because LMFAO! Hope you make more great ones and welcome to Motifake.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 10:18 am, #238677
Hey guys this is my first motifake hope you enjoy :)


I Sat In The Dark And Thought -


TAGS: apocalypse life death fate destiny
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

vindicator - September 15, 2014, 10:42 pm, #256713
Like ordering nothing but appetizers and no entree
Greybeard - August 30, 2014, 11:50 pm, #256498
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:46 pm, #256497
Wow...5L "nail on the head" this one is!


DR OZ SAYS -


TAGS: peace in your life
Rating: 4.35/5

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spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:11 pm, #155848
Woot! 5Ls.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 8:05 pm, #155814
LMAO!


WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: diplomacy knife ability hell
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 8:22 am, #228350
(^_^)
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:48 pm, #228338
g55d one


THE TAXI RIDE -


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am, #242423

d***, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am, #242422
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm, #188194
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm, #167941
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm, #165645
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am, #165563
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm, #165537
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm, #165531

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm, #165522
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm, #165519
Thank you, Airman.


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #178909
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am, #165440
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am, #165436
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am, #158169
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm, #158132
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm, #158130
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm, #158129
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm, #158113
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm, #158070
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


SPARTA -




Attitude -


TAGS: war gun rifle marine usa
Rating: 2.89/5

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derk91 - July 13, 2011, 8:38 pm, #221361
omg! Bad Company put this in there game just like COD did! sniper hav been doin this b4 COD and BBC knew about it.
Limeman - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm, #15707
Omg! Real-Life Battlefield Bad Company!


20 Something -




OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.38/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm, #224745
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm, #181183
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm, #170319
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am, #154944
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm, #154835
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


OUT OF BAIT -


TAGS: life is good
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 6:36 pm, #182473
you bin talkin to ol' Boudreaux. 5 Ok bijou? ya, it's OK by me
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:07 pm, #182460
RL already posted for me, thx! 5 snakes
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 1:32 pm, #182438

funny joke...luv'd it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 1:32 pm, #182437

funny joke...luv'd it


M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.


TAGS: misery pain life isa b****
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:25 pm, #203007
Beautiful.


BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult




ADVERSITY -


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm, #227968
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

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pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am, #186011
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am, #186007
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm, #185965

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm, #185963
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm, #185947
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm, #185943
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm, #185938
Welcome back, great one!!!


DEAR LIFE - when I said "can my day get any worse?" it was rhetorical question not a challenge.




PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Yeah right, this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook !


TAGS: confidentiality knife hard to kill
Rating: 4.39/5

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holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm, #234118
I love the tattoo..... Challange accepted


LIVE YOUR LIFE -


TAGS: princess bride life death
Rating: 4.97/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:17 am, #238853
Too true.
Airman - August 9, 2011, 7:02 pm, #222799
glad it touched a nerve
GySgt1811 - August 9, 2011, 12:48 pm, #222773
Wonderful. 45 years this Saturday. Panel 5 is the saddest choice; panel 6 -We've won!
Greeny - August 9, 2011, 6:58 am, #222757
Who can look at thi5 and not FEEL it?
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 3:02 am, #222733
Frackin' am5ome!


IF EVERYONE -


TAGS: pzy jump off cliff bodies
Rating: 4.77/5

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Nissta - October 5, 2011, 7:01 pm, #224767
Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.
Nissta - October 5, 2011, 6:59 pm, #224766
I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....


LIFE - It's hard, if you try. It's nothing, if you don't.


TAGS: life
Rating: 4.76/5

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Verdeckt - February 2, 2012, 2:15 am, #228691
You should post this Moti-Twist as well


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